As every person is important in the family but mother is the precious on in them. She always tries to make us happy, whatever the situation it is. Mother is our first teacher, she teach us everything in life not as theoretical in schools & colleges but she teach us about the real life, what is good & what is bad. So on mothers day is our responsibility to make her happy. For happiness in her face here we are sharing with you Mothers Day Funny Greeting & Wishes Cards, Text Messages & Quotes.
Mothers Day Funny Greeting & Wishes Cards, Text Messages & Quotes
What a mother do for their children, we can’t repay even whatever we can do but we can make her some & give her some happier moment. What she do for their children, she has never such intention that one day their children repay it but its on us what we think & what we do for her happiness. If not at least on mother day must wish her with Mothers Day Funny Greeting & Wishes Cards, Text Messages & Quotes.
10 Funny Mothers Day Greeting & Wishes Cards
Mothers Day Funny Quotes & Saying
#“If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands? ! By Milton Berle
#My lost things usually suddenly appear when my mother starts looking for them.
#“It is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” ! By Anon
#“I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.” ! By Anon
#From tomorrow let’s get back to passively ignoring our mothers for the next 364 days.
#”My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” ! By Mark Twain
#”A mother who is really a mother is never free.” ! By Honore de Balzac
#My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. ! By Rita Rudner
#The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing. ! By Kin Hubbard
#All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s #his. ! By Oscar Wilde
#My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. ! By Tim Allen
These all are funny quotes for mother on mother day but if you are looking for the simple Happy mother day quotes & saying you can see our post in in
Mothers Day Funny Text Messages & SMS
#I hope you won’t remember that my graduation means the end of my financial dependency. Happy Mother’s Day!
#I love you lightly more than I love my dad. Happy Mother’s Day!
Please accept my thanks for helping me solve the childhood problems you caused me.
#I want to thank my Mom for never giving in to her urge to handcuff me to herself.
#A worried mother does a better research than the FBI.
#Mum, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically!
#If being mom was easy, than dads would do it
#Except my mom, she gave birth to a legend. *high five mon*
#For all the love you’ve give me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
#You’re a great MOM, but I have to admit there’s still room of improvement
So read these funny Messages & quotes & must wish your mother in this mother day & always to bring some happiness in her face.
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